goodbyeomelas:

naamahdarling:

closet-keys:

counterfeitlabradoritebeing:

closet-keys:

hotcommunist:

dare-i-say-asexual:

why do lesbians always give their gfs such weird compliments? today i asked my gf how i looked in a new outfit and she said “like a cryptid on the moors babe” and idk what to do with that but i love it

because we know what women want??? next question

the other day in the kitchen, my gf told me “you have very convenient ears” and it was incredibly sweet but literally impossible to explain why

I always wonder if this has something to do with how weird compliments weren’t weaponized against us. When my partners call me cute or pretty, it triggers things that make me want to fight but weird things stick and get through all the trauma and self hate.

that is honestly such a good point. 

“I love your warm mammalian orbs.” For eyes. FOR EYES.

WHY Does she have Anything to DO with a deranged carcass like MYSELF I will never know but I am very grateful

And yeah, GOOD POINT.

My primary partner told me my new dress made me look like a goddess of the sea deciding whether or not to be vengeful :3

kiaranator:

sheriff-haught-sauce:

Greek dude: But…but I brought you a bouquet of olives to win over your heart!

Sappho, lounging on a couch with her girlfriend on her lap, popping grapes into her mouth: Oh muse, singeth to us Despacito.

i let my little sapphic hands do all the work

dankmemeuniversity:

forgamers:

cubvet:

mixedican:

when ur grindr date comes over to “watch some movies and see what happens” and u bend over to put the dvd in and youre bieng extra as shit sticking yous ass out and you hear “daaaamn” and you look over to give him the Look and find out hes watching fortnite replays on his phone

This sounds way too specific to be a meme and more of a confession of a sin

fibonaccisgoldensnare:

The Fruits Basket fandom at the news of an anime reboot :

Originally posted by musicandgamingnerd

ewepufruit:

Pure hearts of light 💖 now with Naminé

[please do not repost my art, thank you!]

dankmemeuniversity: